You’re sooo pretty…

OK, brief tour around the last week or two.

I had flu.

According to the internet which knows everything, there are three flu viruses, known as flu A, flu B and flu C. It’s all a bit cat-in-the-hat really isn’t it?

Anyway, during this time a landmark moment passed as someone viewed this site for the 3000th time since it was born back last July. I had wanted to do some kind of award thing to commemorate this milestone of minutiae but being in a vaguely hallucinatory and very sweaty mess, it all kind of passed me by. Also I did pretty much nothing in this time worthy of a post (apart from make pancakes last Tuesday which tasted fantashtique). Oh yeah, I also grew some really big dark circles under my eyes. Hopefully they are flu based rather than a product of my impending old age, although apparently I’m three days younger than Jennifer Anniston which gives me three more days to become phenomenonenonenonally rich and cringe-makingly famous by the time I’m 36 so I can say I’m keeping up with her.

Anyway, dark circles, check ’em out.

So in a desperate and somewhat lame attempt to keep your now flagging interest, I’m going to have a little competition right here right now with a real, honest to goodness, 100% bonafide prize which I will send from a proper American post office to the person who gives me the first correct answer by email to the following conundrum…

All of the sets of words below were used by frankly odd people to find my site. I want you people out there simply to guess which one was used the most times. Email me your answer and if you’re the first correct one I receive, the prize is yours as long as your email includes a quick rhyme… If you get the answer wrong but I really like your rhyme, I might give you something too.

1. Lyrics for ice ice baby
2. My dog humped your mum
3. Hindu engagement

You want to know what it’s like here?
It’s cold and snowy.
And who wrote of panic near here?
That was David Bowie.

That’s a rhyme, d’ya see?