Well it looks like the Americans have managed to do it again… Ohio is looking like it’s going the way of the pear, Bush seems to have increased his share of the popular vote by 4 million so he actually has a majority this time. America is a conservative country. The majority of the people in America think that bombing brown people in other countries will make them safer. It’s not a huge majority, in fact it’s very slim, which is ironic given the amount of corn syrup sloshing around, but it’s a majority. Unfortunately the brown people with bombs raining around them don’t get a say. Apparently this election is likely to have been won for Bush on “values”. That means that along with their natural fear of swarthy people in Eastern countries throwing rocks of mass destruction, people have voted on the issues of gay marriage and stem cell research.
I jus’ don’ geddit.