A kitten was horrified today on waking up to find that the sky had changed colour. “For my entire life which is a whole month long now, the ‘above-the-hard-underneath-me-thing’ as I have named it, has been a rich deep blue with a bright yellow ball that moves slowly across it providing a most agreeable warmth.” He opined from the safety of his fluffy towel lined, cardboard box residence on the Corniche D’Or.
“Imagine my horror when I cutely looked out of the ‘hard-see-through-bit-of-wall’ this morning, to find that the golden disc had seemingly disappeared and that the ‘above-the-hard-underneath-me-thing’ had become an unpleasant grey colour.” He continued while preparing for a day of slipping endearingly across the tiled floor of the living room and tail chasing.
“The ‘invisible-breathey-stuff’ also seems to have become full of big drops of ‘clear-drinky-stuff’ that make a bad noise against the ‘hard-see-through-bit-of-wall’ and makes my fur sticky-together and cold.” He added from under a pile of newspapers.
Current kitten suspicions for the change in the way the entire world works are centred on the eight-legged-furry-monster that arrived in the garden a couple of days ago. “Too many eyes” He explained wisely while looking to see if the world looked better the other way up.
