It doesn’t take much to get my thoughts round to Planet of the Apes and today is no exception. This time it’s IKEA that did it. Or rather didn’t do it. Put handles in for my new kitchen that is. Oh anyway, god damn them all to hell.
As retribution for their crime, I’m buying my handles from Wickes. That’ll learn those Swedish flatpack making, salt licorice eating, Saab drivers. Oh Yes…
Maybe I should have got more sleep last night?