Frantic scribbling heard in New York as David Bowie amends Quicksand lyrics in response to Greek election.
Dear “anyone who’s ever had si…
Dear “anyone who’s ever had sinusitis”. Rubbish isn’t it?
I caught a cold from some dirt…
I caught a cold from some dirty guy (@nickyfreeo) on Twitter.
The green shoots of recovery. …
The green shoots of recovery. RT @guardiannews Cannabis production booming in Britain, say police http://t.co/wfQxqkwN
American Horror Story. http:/…
American Horror Story.
http://t.co/yyLzWObs
Queen live at Wembly in ’86. I…
Queen live at Wembly in ’86. I was at this. http://t.co/jb48ny24
Hope they leave out my drunk t…
Hope they leave out my drunk texts RT @YourAnonNews 1.5 million pages of ancient texts to be made accessible online | http://t.co/eOVYFWgL
The death of the elephant hunt…
The death of the elephant hunting King of Spain would be Wanker Loss.
Have one of my own song collab…
Have one of my own song collaborations stuck in my head. Must be a good one. #discoearworm
The Aussie bar staff are playi…
The Aussie bar staff are playing the Red Hot Chili Peppers. He tells them what he thinks. He manages to keep it clean. Buys another round.