Outside my window there’s a party going on in someones back yard. In that back yard they have played Lionel Ritchie’s All Night Long 4 times in 90 minutes and everyone there has sung along. This song has been interspersed with Phil Collins, Tears For Fears, Coldplay, Bob Marley…
Music for old people who don’t like music much.
I walked the dog past their apartment a while back and it’s young people. Young people discussing why John McCain is the man for the job.
I’m going to train my dog to go for the jugular at the first note of a Lionel Ritchie tune in future.
What’s the best way to kill a circus? Go for the juggler…
Kill!
