Oh for god sakes, why do I put myself through this crap? Didn’t I learn my lesson from Labour losing to Major? Wasn’t the overwhelming anticlimax of Blair getting in enough for me? At the moment they are calling it 193 to Bush, 188 to Kerry. I’ll watch it and still hope to god that the looney gang of industrialist, neo-con, born again hawks get run out of town. If not, I suggest we build a large wall around Europe and hide until they go away… might work… Also might help if everyone in the UK learns French and then pretends not to speak English at all next time anyone from the US tries to get in touch. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Non, Je suis desolee mais je ne parle l’Anglais pas. Au revoir Monsieur Americaine et vas te faire encule. You know that the Republicans in the US hate the French because they are a Republic too? That really annoys them.
Alvie can’t cope with the pressure and is asleep in the corner with his paws over his head… Look how worried he was on his walk today…
